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All this undercover work has surely worked up our appetites and we can't leave the Underbelly without checking out the local eateries. We've scanned all of the social media sites there are, and we couldn't find anything outside of pizza!? However, word on the street is, there's this wicked witch who runs some weird sorcery shop and if you find it, she'll whip you up a good meal, a psychic reading and hum a good tune or two. She's described as a jack-of-all trades and I'm told that if anyone who knows what's going on around here, it's her! She may be our gateway to understanding how the Underbelly became what it is and how she and others ended up down there. They say she works in the back of a pizza parlor but asking around about her may raise some suspicions and might get us an early tombstone- so stay low, stay quiet, and let me do all the talking!

All this undercover work has surely worked up our appetites and we can't leave the Underbelly without checking out the local eateries. We've scanned all of the social media sites there are, and we couldn't find anything outside of pizza!? However, word on the street is, there's this wicked witch who runs some weird sorcery shop and if you find it, she'll whip you up a good meal, a psychic reading and hum a good tune or two. She's described as a jack-of-all trades and I'm told that if anyone who knows what's going on around here, it's her! She may be our gateway to understanding how the Underbelly became what it is and how she and others ended up down there. They say she works in the back of a pizza parlor but asking around about her may raise some suspicions and might get us an early tombstone- so stay low, stay quiet, and let me do all the talking!

In wake of our latest issue, there seems to be an upsurge of brin eating corpse making their way through the streets of the Underbelly. They appear to be in desperate need of food, a source of inspiration, or just starving for attention. Whether it's grasping for straws or throwing anything against the wall hoping it sticks, they're determined to make a comeback and avoid the consequences of their own actions. Fret not, our Juicesters have a close eye on them ensuring they don't make their way into the heart of the city but if they do, we've got our baddest motherf*&Ke# ready to hold them off with his thriller dance moves. Tread carefully, even the quietest whisper of truth sets them off! 

There's never a slow news week at The Juice News, even when there is no story, the citizens and trespassers sure know how to make one. This week we're taking a trip to the Underbelly of Owl City to see what's the word on the streets in this month's exclusive thriller collection, Tales from the Underworld. We don't wait for the action to come to us, we follow it, and we've heard there's a subpar task force causing mayhem in the Underbelly, and they go by the name of F.A.N.S; Federal Association in Need of Subpoenas!  Whether it be ideas, creativity, or innocence, they're taking it!  

Brace yourself, they're not like us! 

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