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Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived two women of great beauty and talent, and the villagers were always in awe at their presence. Unfortunately, one sought the nightly comforts of men, using them to establish power and influence over the poor, through mental imprisonment and degradation. While the other was given the divine task to break through barriers and stereotypes through her faith and devotion to God. She used her light to spread his glory and uplift the people from their own darkness. 

Join The Juice News where we delve into the captivating story of Mary, Mary: A Tale of Two Cities and see what we can learn from these very different ladies!

Some women are sugar and spice and everything NOT nice! This week at The Juice News, we're keeping an eye out for the perfect arm candy, she knows how to work a room and keeps them falling at her feet, doing anything just to get a taste. Plenty have proclaimed what they won't do, until she's there, staring you in the face. And even though she's left a trail of broken hearts and dreams, just to be in her aura for 15 minutes is worth the agony and memories. Many have come, none have conquered, it's time to meet our girl, the woman, the myth, the Master of all Ceremonies, Fame! 

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt, I bet you can't say that five times fast! 

Well, he's quite a man of mystery and yet everyone seems to know his name. If you haven't heard, things didn't go so great during my sit down with the King-he left abruptly. Insiders at the embassy believe he's on the run-we won't be entertaining that! Instead, we're meeting up with the elusive and enigmatic, John J.J.H. Schmidt to negotiate the terms and conditions for his "services". It's not every day you find a guy like John, that's good with his hands and knows how to finish a job without a trace. If you're smart, you'll hold onto him because you never know what kind of pickle you may find yourself in. Well, assuming that he is a man, never mind, gotta go!

Put up your devil horns and whip out those oversized sweaters and fedora hats because fall is in full effect! While you were stashing your kids candy in your secret snack drawer, The Juice News headquarters received some disturbing news that's sent us in a new direction...INTERNATIONAL BABY! Don't get too cozy, we've been given exclusive behind the scenes access to the Royal family and just between us, not everything is pumpkin spice and everything nice.   As Owl City prepares for fall festivities, we're sending our Juicesters inside to figure out the ins and outs of international royalty, how they've managed to preserve the family name and cross our fingers with hopes for a sit-down conversation with the King.