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The streets have been talking and The Juice News has been listening, it's time to sort through all the chitter chatter and rat facts as things can take a turn at any given moment. Owl City has been riddled with corrupted leadership and greed, jeopardizing the clarity and safety of the people. With suspicions rising and tension growing, it's hard to determine an enemy from an ally. The Juice News headquarters was closed for an immediate health inspection due to allegations of rats and mold. Check out our results!

Hey there, boss! It's time to face the music and review your quality assurance report. In this week's issue of The Juice News, logistical issues, bad budgeting, and terrible employees may be posing a weakness to your shaky empire. It certainly does pay to be the boss and with that you are just as responsible for the rise and fall your empire. It's never too late to turn this ship around! Are you be able to sus out the weakest link and make changes or will your competitors (and enemies) have the last laugh by snuffing you out first?  

Well friends, there's only two things that can blind us from the truth, diamonds and love. In this week's issue of The Juice News, we're bringing you the juiciest mystery of the year! Is it a case of sticky fingers or have we've been hoodwinked and bamboozled out our most prized possession, our trust & our heart? It's a serious whodunit, that'll leave you wondering who's the real victim after all. Go grab your magnifying glass and get ready to solve the case of the century!

This week will be a hard lesson on what it means to take another's kindness for weakness. There may be some significant changes and financial challenges for anyone who took you for a joke! But most importantly, you'll be paid in full!