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News
Hey there, back for more? The Juice is here to quench your thirst for knowledge with our latest issues. Sip on them at your leisure and let the juicy goodness flow through you. Cheers!
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September 29, Issue V
"Miss Puddin"
She's beauty and she's grace, she's Miss Puddin and she takes no prisoners when it comes to protecting the citizens of Owl City!
There's been a number of misunderstandings and false claims on Miss Puddin's agenda and she's ready to clear the air. In This week's issue of The Juice News, we get a glimpse into the heart and soul of our Editor-in-Chief!
What's her origin, does she have a backstory for the madness and upheaval that she creates?
To some she's the worst, and to others she stands for ALL that's good, even if that means she has to be the villain!
Here she is, MISS PUDDIN!
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September 22, Issue IV
"Leader of the Opposition"
It's all fun and games until someone gets the boot! People may be upset and disgruntled if they aren’t getting their way and someone is demanding that certain matters be taken to a higher level of authority. In addition, there’s been whispers of secret coups and plans of ambush throughout Owl City which have caught the attention of those in charge. Acts of treason will not be tolerated, however; do they have the right to be upset or are they being used like pawns in someone’s else’s grand scheme of payback?
I think it’s time to rally up the big wigs for further deliberation and probably a shit ton of pardons.
CODE RED
No. 2...ASSEMBLE THE CREW!
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September 15, Issue III
"The Perks of Being Shady"
Well, I'll be damned, bad news travels faster than a single mother of 3 that just got her taxes back. Rest assured, the people of Owl City have caught wind to the madness and chaos throughout the surrounding areas. Corruption, grudges, and envy from one of the biggest nations has its citizens and loyalists on edge and looking outside for answers. If it's true that idle mind is the devil's playground then it's back to Plan E on the secret "Kill Bill list; should we warn 'em before it's too late? Desperate times, call for desperate measures!
The girls (& the guys) are determined to finish the job-even if it means pulling a Lazarus, and the rest of the girlies aren't letting up when it comes to keeping their man away from Jolene.
Well, grab your petticoats and cowboy boots, you've been invited to the first Owl City Square Dance!
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September 8, Issue II
"All-American Idiot"
Well folks, we might've just time warped backwards into a 2004 high school as there seems to be whispers of an impending showdown, a good ole' cat fight. Things are likely to get out of hand whenever boys are involved, and someone is telling everyone they're ready to put their dignity aside and meet you in the back parking lot over their man. Is this person really prepared for an in-person brawl or are they all bark and no bite? Grab your Vaseline and take off those bamboo earrings, someone wants all the smoke at The Juice News!
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September 1, Issue I
"Peeping Tom"
Ahhh, love is in the air and with that always come a stench of jealousy lingering right behind it. In this week's issue of The Juice News, we witness perfect chemistry being made between two of our Juicester Chemists and while they are just about ready to combust off into the ethers, there's a hater ready to sprinkle just enough salt to create a chemical imbalance between them. Will the two make it to the matching PJs stage or will this love story be left on the testing floor?